Needless to say I'm not a very happy homeowner.
I have the largest spiders I have ever seen in my entire life shitting out baby spiders left and right.
I have a $300 power bill.
I can't do anything because I have no money because every dime I make is going somewhere.
My roof pours into my kitchen when it rains.
Good news, I finally got my escaping dog to stay in the backyard. Bad news, I have 15 cinderblocks buried in my backyard next to the fence.
I wish someone would have warned me how much of a pain in the ass owning a house is because I would have reconsidered.